"I can conceive of nothing, in religion, science or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while."
--Charles Fort (1874-1932)
"A man was knocked out when a large fish fell from a lorry," Joe McNally reads aloud. "Magistrates fined the driver £1 for driving with an insecure fish." The five staffers gathered with him in the London offices of the Fortean Times (FT) burst out laughing.